Chapter 22
November 3rd
Heathen HQ Group Chat
Royal Ass
Ports open on Saturday. 1/8 mile drag. Four-car lineup. I’m tryna shark some new drivers—any takers?
Nor
It’s been forever since I got to watch dumbasses smash into shipping containers. Count me in.
Me
Gotta change my spark plugs, but I’m in.
Ezzy
Got a gig till midnight, but don’t worry, I’ll bless you with my presence after. Might even bring an autograph for ya.
Royal Ass
Make sure it’s on something soft so I can wipe my ass with it.
Andy
Dude. Gross.
Andy
With Ez tonight at The Grove. I’ll tag along after, but hard pass on lining up tonight. Fucking hate the port. Shit’s like trying to drag race on a slip ’n slide.
Royal Ass
Captain of team no balls, Drom.
Ezzy
Jude’s in. You can tag team with him.
Nor
Did I fucking miss when we voted on befriending a Sinclair?
Royal Ass
Ezzy and him are besties now. They have matching friendship bracelets.
Ezzy
Don’t forget I just shared my Spotify playlist with him last week. Jealous, Reignbow?
Attie
I just woke up from a coma. Who are we tag teaming?
Attie
Is Ez involved?
Attie
If not, can I join?