The Bacelor: Make A Sex Deal

“Yes, please.”

“You want me to fuck your ass with this plug and eat your cunt at the same time?”

“Yesss to the eating part.” She touched the plug, covering the whole length, eventually looking up at me. “Are you really going to get this?”

“No.”

I put it back and reached a little higher up, taking a different one off the hook. This one was metal rather than the rubber that we’d looked at first, and the description showed that it vibrated. It was the same size as the previous one, the smallest one they had here, and it didn’t have the grooves; it was smooth and flat.

“This is what I’m going to get you.” I set the new one on her palm. “The metal will feel entirely different from the rubber, and so will the flatness. And when I turn on the vibration, you’re going to feel such a mix of sensations.” I wrapped my arm around her waist, gradually tracing her side before making my way to her butt, squeezing the cheek closest to me.

“Camden …” Her voice changed. It quieted, turning almost sultry.

“Imagine what this will feel like when it’s filling you. Pulsing inside you.” I moved to the center, my finger carefully traveling up and down the line. “When you’re puckering from how good it feels.” Since she hadn’t looked at me, I cupped her chin and directed her gaze until it hit mine. “I want to hear how loud you scream when you come with this in your ass.” I took her lip into my mouth, grazing my teeth across it, ultimately letting it go. “But not tonight. I’m going to save that for another time.” I paused. “Relieved?”

She searched my eyes. “I don’t know what I am right now.” She swallowed. “I think I’m a lot of things.”

“Wet.”

“Yes. A lot of that.”

I heard the sound of someone approaching, and I pulled my hand away from her cheeks and turned toward the noise, seeing a sales associate make her way closer.

“Sorry, I was helping another customer when you came in.” She glanced from me to Oaklyn, tucking a chunk of purple hair behind her ear. “Is there anything I can help you find?”

I handed her the metal plug. “We’re going to take that, if you want to set it up front for us. I’ll be up there in a little while to pay. We’re just going to keep shopping.”

“Perfect. Let me know if you need anything.”

Once she was gone, I turned Oaklyn toward the wall again, standing behind her with my hands on her navel. “Just in case you didn’t know, the butt plugs come in all sizes.” I pointed toward the bottom, near the floor. “Those are the largest ones, and then they decrease in length and width.” I raised my hand to where I’d grabbed the metal one. “As you can see, big to small, and we got you the smallest.”

“Hold on. You’re telling me some people use that? Camden, it’s the size of my forearm.” She turned around to face me, and I knew she was referring to the plugs by the floor. “I mean, no judgment, but ouch.”

I smiled. “Different strokes for different folks.”

I held her cheeks, rubbing my thumbs across her lips before I kissed her.

I just needed a taste.

I needed her heat against my tongue, and I took it quickly, deeply, until I separated us. “Come on.” I held her waist and brought her a little farther down the wall. “Now, we’re moving on to dildos. How much do you know about them?”

She shrugged. “I’ve seen them, of course, but I’ve never used one.”

“Do you know about all their bells and whistles?”

“They literally whistle?”

I laughed.

Fuck me, she was adorable.

“I mean, I suppose some might.” I held my hand up, drawing a circle in the air over the entire section. “This is probably the most creative toy they make since it’s so diverse and it comes in all shapes and sizes. They can twist. Rotate. Vibrate. Some even play with your clit at the same time.” I took one of the rabbits off the wall and showed her the ears. “This part presses against your clit. They circulate and vibrate while the dildo is inside you. And the dildo”-I held her hand and rubbed it against the coiled silicone-“it turns, and the bead-like texture hits your walls while it’s moving.”

“My God.”

“Too much?”

“I know I keep saying this, but I just don’t know.” When her stare reached mine, she added, “However, you seem to know everything about this.”

I aimed my mouth over hers. “I might not know how to date women, but I know how to please them, sex toys included.”

She wrapped her arms around my neck. “I guess I picked right, then.”

“You picked me-is that what you’re calling it? Wasn’t it more like a proposition?”

“Snagged. Scored. And now refuse to let go of.”

“Mmm.” I held the bottom of her ass, gripping it tightly. “I like the sound of that.”

She kissed me before she said, “I’m happy you do.”

I put the rabbit back and pulled a glass one off the wall. It was far too large for her, but I wanted her to feel the hardness of it. “They also make dildos out of everything-glass, rubber, silicone, plastic. And each material will feel different.”

She pushed her thumb against the long glass shaft. “This looks like it feels relentless.”

“Too harsh?”

“Maybe.” She shrugged. “I think I almost want something kinder.”

I leaned into her face, breathing her in. “But you picked me, and I’m not even fucking close to kind.”

She smiled and laughed. “You’re just a little grumpy-that’s all-and I love every second of it.”

I put the dildo back and grabbed a small bullet. “This might be more in line with what you need.” I held the package in front of us. “The size is perfect, just a little bigger than my thumb. It’s made of silicone, so it’ll slide right in.”

She tried to feel the material through the plastic covering. “It has the texture of hard bubbles.”

“Yeah, just along the top. It’ll make things a little more interesting when it’s inside you.”

A half-smile tugged at her lips. “Interesting, to say the least.”

If she kept looking at me like that, I was going to take her straight back to my car and eat her in the goddamn front seat.

Fuck.

I cleared my throat. “The bottom of the bullet is ribbed, so that’ll add a different dimension as well.” I nuzzled my nose against her cheek. “I’ll make sure you feel every bit of it.” Once I pulled my face away, I showed her the wire loop at the end. “This is what I’ll hold to make sure it doesn’t get lost.”

“You mean, inside me?”