Married to the Secret Australian Mafia

“I did” Mia said standing up.

“What did you ordered?” Dorothy asked her.

“Since your husband destroyed the food and also the kitchen, I decided to order pizza” she replied.

“I thought you said that you were not hungry?” Dorothy asked.

“Yes that was then, I am hungry now. So if you excuse me I have a food to get” she replied.

“Not if I get there first” Dorothy said and ran towards the front door.

“Don’t touch that pizza” Mia said and followed her.

Calvin watched as they ran out of the living room like ten years old girls who are fighting over a present.

He thought about what Dorothy told him about how she feels about Mafia. “She will definitely divorce me if she learnt that I am Mafia” he thought.

“I must not let her find out about my true identity ever !” he thought.

“Cal do you want some pizza?” Dorothy asked entering the living room.

“I thought they were for your friend only” he replied.

“I ordered for everyone, I am not that heartless” Mia replied.

Dorothy came and dropped the two cartons of pizza she was carrying on the table and sat down.

Four maids then came into the living room carrying five cartons of pizza each.

“Are you throwing a pizza party, this is too much” Calvin said.

“No it is not” Mia replied.

The maids put the pizzas on the table and wanted to leave.

“Wait, carry ten cartons, hope it will be enough for you?” Dorothy asked.

“Yes ma thank you so much” they chorused and carried the ten cartons and went to their section of the house.

“It is still plenty, how are we going to finish the twelve cartons remaining?” Dorothy asked Mia.

“Look at who is talking, someone that can finish eight cartons at a go” Mia said.

“Crazy bitch” Dorothy said and threw her the pillow beside her seat.

“I agree with you, by the way I am taking four cartons to our guests in the guestroom” Mia said, stood up and carried four cartons from the table.

“You know that you are also a guest in this house too, where are you going?” Dorothy asked her.

“Follow me if you want to know” Mia said and left the living room with the four cartons of pizza. She went to the guestroom and knocked at the door, it was opened and Edward’s girlfriend came into view. She was dressed in a see through lingerie.

“What do you want?” She asked Mia.

“Nothing just wanted to give you guys your lunch” Mia replied.

“Honey who is that?” Edward asked and also came to the door.

“What are you doing here?” Edward asked angrily when he saw Mia.

“Relax I just brought your lunch, here is it” Mia said and stretch the pizza towards him.

“You can take it back, we don’t need it” he said.

“Yes we don’t need it” his girlfriend added and they closed the door on Mia’s face.

“Senseless morons” Mia muttered. and carried the pizza back to the living room.

“Oh stop that !” Mia said when she came into the living room and saw Dorothy feeding Calvin.

“What happened? You didn’t gave them the pizza?” Dorothy asked.

“They said that they don’t want it” Mia replied and dropped the pizza on the table and sat down.

She took one of the other carton that was on the table and started eating.

“Where are the pizzas?” Levi asked entering into the living room breathing like he just ran a marathon.

“Here” Mia replied to him pointing at the pizza.

“Thank you so much beautiful girl” he said to Mia and carried the four cartons of pizza.

“Hey Cal, I saw your artwork keep it up and make sure you do it with the other rooms” he said to Calvin and ran out.

“Don’t mind him Cal” Dorothy said.

“Stop calling me that” Calvin said.

“Stop calling you what?” Dorothy asked confused.

“Stop calling me Cal, you are my wife so you shouldn’t call me that” he replied.

“What do you want me to call you?’ Dorothy asked.

“A pet name like the one I used to call you” he replied.

“OK do you have any name at mind?” she asked.

Calvin folded his hand and adjusted in his seat very well and said “sweetie pie is not a bad name”

“Ahem” Mia said and they turned to her.

“Sorry, the pizza got stuck in my mouth, please continue don’t mind me” she said to them.

“How about I call you Honey pie?” Dorothy asked.

“Yes that’s good” he replied.

“Now open your mouth Honey pie” Dorothy said and he did.

He put a piece of pizza on his mouth and he chewed it.

“That’s my Honey pie” Dorothy said and caressed Calvin’s hair.

“Let me get out of here before you guys infected me with your love” Mia said and stood up.

“Make sure you clean the mess you made on that table in the name of eating” Dorothy said to her.

“Of course I will” Mia said and started cleaning the table.

After she was done, she parked all of it in an empty carton of pizza and went out of the living room.

Mia went out of the house and put the trash in the trashcan outside the house.

“You might as well put yourself inside there because that’s where you belong” someone said from behind her.

Mia turned and saw Edward with his girlfriend standing behind her.

“You know if you combine “whore” and “trash” it becomes “whore trash, which is exactly what you are” Edward’s girlfriend said.

“I think trash whore is better” Edward suggested.

“Yeah trash whore, it fits her perfectly” she said.

Mia just looked at them and smiled her devilish smirk.

“I bet you can’t even spell what you just said now if I told you to but that’s by the way, the nex..”

“By the way what?” she interrupted.